Take it or leave it (game)

[greendog]

I'll take that! As long as you will swap with my minimally written thesis and 6 week's stress!

On offer: A beautiful westie dog who is lovely, but open's the fridge whilst you're at work, eats all the goodies and then is sick on your floor

[CupcakeFairy]

I'll take that! As long as you will swap with my minimally written thesis and 6 week's stress!

On offer: A beautiful westie dog who is lovely, but open's the fridge whilst you're at work, eats all the goodies and then is sick on your floor

Hahaha I like the cut of your jib!

[BlueCat]

I'll take your dog, as my fridge is high up, and offer up my cat, who is lovely, but slinks round your feet a lot demanding to be fed, scuffs up furniture, eats grass, and is sick on the floor (he is black and white tuxedo stylee, called Frank, 6 years old, very fuzzy, sweet temperament).

[greendog]

I'll have to leave the cat, as they scare me half to death. I don't want a pet that's cleverer than me!!

I'll offer a tub of ben and Jerry's cookie dough

[katz]

I am going to have to say no thanks... for some reason it tastes medicinal to me?! Now if it was fish food that would be a whole other story!

Leaving a half eaten bag of caramel centred werther's originals, before i eat the rest of the bag (thesis writing is bad for the waste line!)

[Gilly]

for the same reason (minus thesis) I shall leave - trying to be good

I offer instead a collection of grapes, strawberries and an orange

[workingmama]

Yes, I need the vitamins.

Leaving: four DNA appointments in a row. Benefits: an admin break in your schedule, downside: fewer clients for experience.

[firegal]

Leave, don't really need an admin "break" as that's all I'm doing anyway today!

And I shall leave in it's place a stack of scrawled minutes from various meetings that all need typing up and emailing out.

(Procrastinating by reviving old threads, yay!)

[Gilly]

I couldnt leave that harder if i tried

A pair of christmas socks - santa on toes

[firegal]

Oooh yes please, I like socks (very nearly typed a c at the start of that word, Freud would have a field day!)

I offer up a lovely coffee cupcake that one of the support workers brought in a batch of today

[workingmama]

Lordy, yes to the cake.

Leaving: One pair of really quite dry-webbed hands from lots of good ward hygiene. Very clean hands on offer here, just red between the fingers.

[Toria]

I'll take the hygenic hands.

On offer: a big cheese plant that would look great in an office or therapy room

[Nat89]

I will take that plant - I`ve been telling my colleagues we need to invest in one for ages.

I shall leave 7Ibs of extra weight I have gained and cannot shift. Would be good for anyone seeking a few more curves.

[Randomswirls]

Leave it seeing as I have my own weight to shift!!!

I'll offer a fleecey style blanket!

[lingua_franca]

Definitely taking!

I'll leave a hug and a cup of tea.